likes to chat?

i started this thing in december. it is now august, and there has been one post. i know my mouth like to chat...but apparently my fingers are still a little apprehensive of letting others in on their dextrous thoughts.

my fingers have secrets they are scared to share* (*they like hand jobs)


now, enough about my fingers. they are after all stubby, crooked and dry and certainly not worth the time to type about. moving on to more important things...

my thesis:

it's not yet written itself. i am still waiting. please feel free to send me some chapters for it. i am totally into "collaborating".

Jack Layton:

he called me a few days ago. seriously. it might have been a pre-recorded message, but i am positive he pre-recorded it just for me. therefore, i am famous.

ski-do's:

more like "ski-don't's"!

running out of things to type about:

priceless.



bye.